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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

If I didn't already have 2 blogs to keep up with...

...I would totally start a new blog...all about the funny stuff that kids say. Maybe I will do a weekly installment or something on this blog. PEOPLE...you don't understand. If you are in a dark slumber and need a good laugh, become a teacher! Kids are the funniest little people ever and the best part is-they don't even know it.

Let me share with you yesterday conversation with a young man in 2nd grade. We were playing a throw and catch type/dodgeball kind of game. So understand that balls are flying all over the gym. Here you go...We will call the student Ralph:

Ralph: Mrs. Harris...are you out if you get hit in the private parts?
Mrs. Harris: Yes, you are out. The only way your not out is if you get hit in the head.
Ralph: But Mrs. Harris...I got hit right in the privates!
Mrs. Harris: I understand, but your still out!
Ralph: Mrs. Harris, you don't understand. I shouldn't be out. I mean, I got hit right in the PENIS and it hurts really bad. I am pretty sure that if I go back in it would feel better, so I think that I shouldn't be out.
Mrs. Harris: Ralph, your out!
Ralph: Well, I just want you to know that my PENIS is not happy with you!

Great!!! Nothing like a conversation with a little person about his PENIS to make me laugh so much!

On a side note, Josh has been cranking out some photography orders lately. He is working around the clock and I am so proud of him...Tomorrow is his birthday and I don't know that he is very excited about it, but I LOVE birthday's so I am pretty sure that he will get over it! I had to show off some of his latest work. The first couple of pictures are of our great friends, Rachel and Jason and their son Owen! I LOVE the pictures so much! Owen is such a little handsome thing!! I could totally see Maggie marrying him one day! I would love it!

The next picture is of the sweet Cornwell family. I have never actually meet Nancy and the family but I have watched Ms. Lilli grow up through Josh's lense. Lilli is absolutely beautiful. I think this family picture is too cute. It reminds me of the song, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause! Enjoy and Happy Wednesday!

4 comments:

Kristin said...

Oh wow, that is quite the conversation!

Happy Birthday to Josh! Nice work on the pictures too!

Courtney said...

I could totally write a book about my kids too! They are hilarious!! Happy Birthday to Josh and hope you guys have a great Christmas!

Nancy Cornwell said...

Aww! Thanks Alison! We love how the pictures turned out! Have a Merry Christmas!

Nancy Cornwell

Valerie Grissom said...

That is a very good one! Did you keep a straight face or laugh right away??